Mankato: land of sunny skies and white-sand beaches.
Mankato: where citizens don’t pay taxes and so they can only spend $10 on their Web site.
Me: fool, tricked by Mankato into believing…
Yes, I was fooled. The Web site we were to explore in class turned out to be a joke. I discovered during this activity how easy it is to NOT see the whole picture. I went to the site and noted in my initial thoughts that it sure was warm in Mankato – seeing, but not connecting the “fact” that Mankato is in Minnesota. I should have been concerned by the anomaly in the weather and instantly contacted one of those guys who sit in front of a slew of computers waiting for doomsday info to act on. But I didn’t. Instead I clicked around a bit and discovered that the page was a fraud – but only after hearing fellow A13s chat about hijacked sites and alternate universes - and even then only after I went to the DISCLAIMER page and read ridiculous statement after ridiculous statement. (Example: 'Don't read this site if you are pregnant'!) I’ll have to be careful in the future when researching essays!
This reminded me of a time when my niece swore up and down that daddy-long-leg spiders were the most poisonous of all spiders. I told her, “No way!” and asked her how she – a mere child – came upon this information. She said, “It’s on Google.” So she searched Google to show me the site. And there, in big bold letters was the heading: “Daddy-Long-Legs: the most poisonous spider?” followed by an article that debunked the myth. I sighed and pointed to the question mark. She shrugged. When I told her to read the article she said, “No thanks.”
And now I learn that YouTube has replaced Google as the search engine of choice for youth! Pretty soon nieces and nephews all over the world will be declaring that cats can in fact talk because, watch, when they play paddy-cake they also sing the song!
Sigh.
Shake of the head.
But am I any better? What do I really know? Maybe daddy-long-legs are deadly and have simply put up with being stepped on and dangled by their long legs all this time due to good naturedness. Again, what do I really know? Does having access to information through the wonders of technology make me think I know things? Just as the pictures on the Mankato site had me believing global warming had fit a balmy cone over some portion of Minnesota, the web recently brainwashed me for real: for our Math Assignment I was given “Factors & Multiples” as the topic, and in a matter of a few minutes, using the textbook and Google, I went from knowing exactly what a “multiple” was to being certain “multiple” was the same as “multiplication”. Good thing I put all technology aside and actually went with the old fashioned person-to-person encounter and had my brainwashed mind reset. “A proof is a proof,” Chretien once said. “What kind of a proof? It's a proof. A proof is a proof. And when you have a good proof, it's because it's proven.” That’s the logic Google used on me.